Most car horns honk in the key of 'F'.
A frog can't empty its stomach by vomitting. To empty its stomach contents, a frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Texas it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
You're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making uglyfaces at dogs in Oklahoma.
